I AM THE PLAGUE
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i like weird stuff, sex, food,nature and marijuana.

every episode of scooby doo

  • guy: something spooky's happening
  • fred: k we'll come check it out
  • fred: daphne, velma come with me
  • daphne: lol okei
  • shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
  • velma: shut up you two
  • shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*
  • scooby: RAGGY
  • shaggy: *oblivious to everything*
  • scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY
  • shaggy: zoinks!
  • *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*
  • shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
  • fred: what happened?
  • shaggy: M-M-MONSTER
  • velma: uh oh
  • monster: boo
  • all: AAAAH
  • *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*
  • *they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
  • velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!
  • monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
  • velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!
  • *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*
  • monster: whoops i tripped
  • scooby: i captured you
  • *they pull the monster's mask off*
  • fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
  • suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
  • scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO
  • all: *laugh*

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zubat:

earthnation:

bussykiller:

emobaria:

I love butts so much I’m so happy everybody has one

everyone? 

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it is time to stop body shaming t swift

Yeah, can this body shaming trend please stop?

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I can not wait to move out

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I might just cry when I step foot in our new apartment because it’s such a huge deal to me.
I didn’t think I’d live this long or find some as amazing as him.
I’m so happy. And we did it on our own. We’ve been through so much. As individuals growing up and together as friends and lovers. Growing up In the ghetto.. Living in Philly and seeing the ugliness of life..and now he’s leaving it all behind not only to be with me but to have better opportunities and the same goes for me..this is really going to happen!

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doll-b0nes:

sometimes i get really empowered and i’m like yeah! gonna do all this good shit and get my life together and watch these awesome movies and write a lot and eat healthy and sleep better and read tons of books and get a job and dress awesome and then i just end up excessively sleeping and wasting all my time on tumblr and dressing okay and not eating for  a few days at a time and bitching about everything and crying like twice a day and everything gets worse.  

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I can not wait til October….

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What the fuck man….

I just found out why my dad is being all ify about Kevin moving here because of his stupid cunt whore of a girlfriend/babymoms. This bitch has 5 kids, of which she could never support, no high school diploma, no job, no walls, nothing. She had the fucking nerve to say that if he comes down that we can’t stay at my dads place because we are grown ass adults and can get an apartment, well bitch id like to see you do that, she can’t even support her damn self. I’m so pissed off. Its not like we are going to mooch off of my dad, we have money, we just need a car first a few months to get the apartment. Fucking hater bitch. And I’m mad at my dad for being such a pussy and letting her have a say in this shit. Bullshit I tell you! Tomorrow I’m going to talk to him about this shit. Best believe.

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hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

broken-gaydar:

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andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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